It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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