I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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