question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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