just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We have started to decorate penises.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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