You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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