: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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