alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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