im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So much rum. So many feels.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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