It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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