David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Randomize
