I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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