Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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