Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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