She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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