White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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