Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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