Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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