I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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