i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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