singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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