Dual....:-)
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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