White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just had sex on a roof
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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