if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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