I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Holy shit dude........stairs
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