no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
how drunk are you?
Several
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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