She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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