You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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