Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
