Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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