at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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