He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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