So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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