no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
