You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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