What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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