what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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