im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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