Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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