me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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