i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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