Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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