I wish I could teleport
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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