Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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