you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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