your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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