i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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