Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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