What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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