just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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