the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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