Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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