I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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