In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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