If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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